Yeah, Dave, C’mon in. Have a seat.
Dave, I’m not gonna beat around the bush here. You got a great melon, it’s one of the biggest I’ve ever seen. But your power hasn’t come around like we hoped it would. Now a lot of batters started off wild, and after they worked it out in the minors for a while they went on to great careers. Take McGwire there.
What about him?
Never mind McGwire.
Sit still while I throw baseballs at your head. You can't feel it, can you?
Next Scene
Yo man, it looks nice. I had a helmet just like it.
Well, after the game I wanna pick out a helmet that’s more me.
Good Luck.
It looks good. Besides, your melon’s the most important thing son.
I don’t think it’s that important.
Fuuuuuuck.
Ooooooooohhhhh.
Matlack, what the hell are you doing here?
Excellent use of the Yohan pic. I give your rousing rendition 4 full beards, out of a possible 5.
ReplyDeleteI had no choice but to deduct a full beard for the blurry Beltran pic.
ReplyDeletebeautiful man... beautiful.
ReplyDeleteYou're right Beardy. I was in a rush, but that's no excuse for a substandard picture on this very important blog post. I've changed it out and I hope that it's up to standard now and at least gained half a beard back.
ReplyDeleteGood that helmet just looks sick. Perhaps I should denounce myself a mets fan of 30 yrs and switch to the Blue Jays fully!
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ReplyDeleteThat's just hilarious !
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