Showing posts with label Carlos Beltran. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Carlos Beltran. Show all posts

Thursday, September 3, 2009

Major League 4: Back To The Minaya

Thumper says you wanted to see me?



Yeah, Dave, C’mon in. Have a seat.

Dave, I’m not gonna beat around the bush here. You got a great melon, it’s one of the biggest I’ve ever seen. But your power hasn’t come around like we hoped it would. Now a lot of batters started off wild, and after they worked it out in the minors for a while they went on to great careers. Take McGwire there.



What about him?



Never mind McGwire.

Sit still while I throw baseballs at your head. You can't feel it, can you?


Next Scene



Yo man, it looks nice. I had a helmet just like it.



Well, after the game I wanna pick out a helmet that’s more me.


Good Luck.



It looks good. Besides, your melon’s the most important thing son.



I don’t think it’s that important.


Fuuuuuuck.


Ooooooooohhhhh.



Matlack, what the hell are you doing here?