Thursday, September 3, 2009

Major League 4: Back To The Minaya

Thumper says you wanted to see me?



Yeah, Dave, C’mon in. Have a seat.

Dave, I’m not gonna beat around the bush here. You got a great melon, it’s one of the biggest I’ve ever seen. But your power hasn’t come around like we hoped it would. Now a lot of batters started off wild, and after they worked it out in the minors for a while they went on to great careers. Take McGwire there.



What about him?



Never mind McGwire.

Sit still while I throw baseballs at your head. You can't feel it, can you?


Next Scene



Yo man, it looks nice. I had a helmet just like it.



Well, after the game I wanna pick out a helmet that’s more me.


Good Luck.



It looks good. Besides, your melon’s the most important thing son.



I don’t think it’s that important.


Fuuuuuuck.


Ooooooooohhhhh.



Matlack, what the hell are you doing here?

7 comments:

beardy said...

Excellent use of the Yohan pic. I give your rousing rendition 4 full beards, out of a possible 5.

beardy said...

I had no choice but to deduct a full beard for the blurry Beltran pic.

Captain Canuck said...

beautiful man... beautiful.

Motherscratcher said...

You're right Beardy. I was in a rush, but that's no excuse for a substandard picture on this very important blog post. I've changed it out and I hope that it's up to standard now and at least gained half a beard back.

Tim said...

Good that helmet just looks sick. Perhaps I should denounce myself a mets fan of 30 yrs and switch to the Blue Jays fully!

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BASEBALL DAD said...

That's just hilarious !