Thumper says you wanted to see me?
Yeah, Dave, C’mon in. Have a seat.
Dave, I’m not gonna beat around the bush here. You got a great melon, it’s one of the biggest I’ve ever seen. But your power hasn’t come around like we hoped it would. Now a lot of batters started off wild, and after they worked it out in the minors for a while they went on to great careers. Take McGwire there.
What about him?
Never mind McGwire.
Sit still while I throw baseballs at your head. You can't feel it, can you?
Yo man, it looks nice. I had a helmet just like it.
Well, after the game I wanna pick out a helmet that’s more me.
It looks good. Besides, your melon’s the most important thing son.
I don’t think it’s that important.
Matlack, what the hell are you doing here?
10 months ago