I'm starting to think that I may not beat Beardy or the Nacho Cheese Man. This doesn't surprise me. Beardy made the rules. And, look at that guy. Look at his eyes. Those beautiful blue eyes that you can get lost in for days. And that beard that just begs to be touched. Rough, but silky smooth at the same time...uhh...wait...uhh...I mean...You can just tell that he's up to something and not to be trusted.
See. He hypnotized me or something.
255 Aramis Ramirez 88 Brad Penny 298 Dan Haren 243 Alexander Cartwright AGA-BY Brock Yates Auto +15
196 Joey Votto Mini +5 Black Border/Favorite
NP61 Mark Teahen
Pack Total: 20 Box Total: 168
62 Dan Uggla 123 Barry Zito 246 General Custer 90 Bobby Crosby -1 277 Kerry Wood +1
330 Cristian Guzman +5 SP
256 Jose Lopez Mini NP64 Francisco Liriano
Pack Total: 5 Box Total: 173
189 Casey Kotchman 141 Carlos Zambrano 24 Steve Weibe 194 Brandon Morrow 212 Mariel Zagunis 95 David Patton HHB15 The Bathtub Book +5 World's Biggest Hoaxes
NP65 Carlos Delgado
Pack Total: 5 Box Total: 178
175 Alfonso Soriano 283 Mike Aviles 173 Francisco Rodriguez 57 Frank Evans +2 Negro League Player
21 Robinson Cano 42 Mark Beuhrle 100 Ichiro NP43 Jose Lopez
Pack Total: 2 Box Total: 180
YES!!! A Brock Yates Auto!!! Just the very one that I was trying to pull. So in 2 boxes I've gotten 2 autos. One is the horse guy, the other is the guy who won the Cannonball Run. Don't get me wrong, I love the Cannonball Run more than most. But if I'm getting a Cannonball Run auto, is it too much to ask that it's Jack Elam?
So that's 2 autos, zero ballplayers.
And, I know at this point a shouldn't complain about a 5 point card, but, A Bathtub? Really? Are you freakin' kidding me with a bathtub card?
And my second hit of the box is a guy named Brock that's not Brock Landers. Not good times.
I guess that you are all starting to see the "historic nature" of my box.