Friday, August 21, 2009

Gint-A-Cuffs take 2: A New Hope

Here is the much talked about, eagerly anticipated second box of Ginter from the Achiever Card Blog. I waited until now to build the tension in the blogosphere. Now that nobody seems to be talking about anything else I figured it was time to unveil the awesomeness.

Unlike some people who got more than 2 boxes and submitted the best 2, I only got 2 boxes and let the fates decide if I was worthy. Well, they have spoken.

I have no doubt that this box will go down in Gint-A-Cuffs lore. The legend of this box will be passed down from generation to generation. Night Owl will happily bounce his grand children and great-grandchildren on his lap as he recounts the tale of this break. Dayf will ignore it completely as he has wiped the horror of the whole Gint-A-Cuffs Affair from his memory. Beardy will shave his whiskers in protest.

Many will call me a liar. Many will refuse to believe. But the evidence is before you. There are the facts, and they are irrefutable.

If you find yourself getting the tinglies in your nethers over the possiblities that lay ahead, know that you are not alone. I will unleash the Gints over the next 2 glorious days. They may be the best of your lives.


Box Topper: N43 David Wright +10

Pack 1:

182 Jose Reyes
254 John Maine
280 Shin Soo Choo +1

18 Clyade Parris +2 Negro League Player

269 Brian McCann +2

254 John Maine +2 Crack The Code

73 Vernon Wells +20 Bazooka Back Mini

NP51 Albert Pujols +4

Pack Total: 31
Box Total: 41

Pack 2:

274 Josh Hamilton +2

129 Brian Giles
124 Donald Veal
183 Pedro Feliz
247 Jeff Clement -1
237 Glenn Eller
62 Dan Uggla +3 Black Border Mini

NP43 Max Sherzer

Pack Total: 4
Box Total: 45

Pack 3:

91 Alex Gordon
256 Jose Lopez
31 Nick Markakis +2

299 Shairon Martis
158 Sigmund Freud
133 Roy Halladay
NH15 Tiradentes Mini +5 National Heroes

NP59 Miguel Cabrera

Pack Total: 7
Box Total: 52

Pack 4:

169 Kazuo Matsui
242 Mark Teahen
199 James McDonald
190 BJ Upton
249 John Higby
335 Justin Duchscherer +5 SP

40 Jeremy Hermidia Mini
NP58 Derek Jeter +3

Pack Total: 8
Box Total: 60

Starting off the first pack in the box with a Bazooka Back and 31 points WITHOUT A HIT should give you a good preview. Even if it is Vernon Wells, who is locked in a battle to the death With Barry Zito for the title of "worst MLB contract", it still counts. Of course it would have counted more if it was Sizemore, but still...31 points.

Nacho Man in second place is but an afterthought.

Scared yet Beardy?

You will be. Oh...You will be.


Nachos Grande said...

I guess I ought to take my Nachos and bow down to the power that is your box. I busted 4 boxes of Ginter and didn't get a single no number or bazooka back card...I could have used one of those to take down the bearded one.

beardy said...

best of luck to you broseph. Just like the last box break we did, you've got to send me any/all Orioles hits you pull.

It's in the rules. Oh, it's not? Well I make the rules, so it is now.

Greg said...

Count me among those who are getting "tinglies in my nethers." It was a brilliant move to save this until after all the hoopla had died down; I'm no longer numb to Gint-A-Cuffs boxes.

Oh, and good luck. Hopefully you'll pull an uber-awesome Alex Gordon so I can trade for it.

night owl said...

I am so ready for more Gint-a-Cuffs. I thought I was over it. But I'm not over it. Please take me back, Ginty. Please! Please! I'll be good this time. I promise. I'll be ...

Sorry. Flashback.