Dayf has not been approached about this and he has certainly not agreed to it. It's mostly a ceremonial position, like the King of Canada or whatever they have up there. It carries with it no real responsibilities. I just thought we needed a Commish, mostly to try to intimidate Beardy with Dayf's formidable beard.
Dayf cannot reject or turn down this offer. He's the Commish. He gets no say in that decision.
OK, On with the rules:
BASE 0 base card +1 Indian or Oriole base -1 Yankee base +2 major stars base (Mantle, Pujols, Halladay, Wright, Mauer, Griffey, Santana, Hanley Ramirez, Miguel Cabrera, Vladdy Guerrero) -1 points if we pull base of Kenji Johjima, JD Drew, Kelvin Jiminez, Eric Chavez, or Don Kelly +3 Markakis or Sizemore base YANKEE MAJOR STAR BASE WORTH 1pt
HITS +3 Chrome +5 Chrome Refractor +10 Chrome Black Refractor +15 Chromograph +10 Relic +5 President +20 Silk +8 for a SP or Ad Back +7 Cabinet +20 Cabinet Dick Perez Auto
MULTIPLIER FOR "HITS" x2 If any of those pulls are Indians or Orioles x3 If any hits are of major stars (Mantle, Pujols, Halladay, Wright, Mauer, Griffey, Santana, Hanley Ramirez, Miguel Cabrera, Vladdy Guerrero) DIVIDE BY 2 FOR ALL YANKEE HITS, INCLUDING MAJOR STARS (Jeter refractor 5pts for refractor x3 star player multiplier, divided by 2 for being a Yank = 7.5pts.) x7 If it's Markakis or Sizemore -3 points if we pull a hit of Kenji Johjima, JD Drew, Kelvin Jiminez, Eric Chavez, or Don Kelly x100 for Group A Chromographs (A -Rod, David Wright, Sheffield, Jason Bay, Damon, Peavy, and Ryan Howard) x20 for Daisuke Matsuzaka Relic x2 for James K. Polk or Benjamin Harrison President cards
The front and back of all Ad Backs must be scanned, for posterity's sake.